Here’s the bottom line: this is going to be the BEST FUCKING TIME your fat ass has ever had or you get your money back
THAT IS THE JESSICA GUARANTEE
I’ve been praying to Cher, Diana Ross, Dame Edna, and Prince to guide my spirit through this event so that I may really rock your goddamn world at this thing.
I’ll be fully charged by glitter and champagne so come get on my level
I CAN’T FUCKING WAIT TO MEET YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!
big fat titty hugs for EVERYONE
Put on your sassiest gold ensemble, rat your hair up to the heavens and get down with other fancy broads in your area!
Come get your face done up by the stunning make up artist, Laura Lynch (@fifthpoc...ket on Twitter)
Take a moment to smize and strike a pose for the beautiful, Lucy Hewett (@lucyhewett) our event photographer
We'll have food, drinks, dancing and general mayhem with the Fat Glitterrati
Raffle prizes provided by We Love Colors, Cupcake & Cuddlebunny, Early2Bed and others
Please do not bring accessories or other non-clothing items.
Event will be held at the Kathryn Kerrigan Shoe Boutique, a shoe store that carries sizes up to 11 to help you finish off your new to you outfits!
Staff will be on hand to help with alterations if needed and leftover clothes will be donated to the Brown Elephant
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